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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:42

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why are men today so pussiefied?
Still no good
Still no good.
share office space ...
Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
How do I build rapport with anybody?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?